Unlocked Achievement

January 19, 2009

 

Proved Aquaman was NOT useless

Proved Aquaman was NOT useless

 

 Oh Michael Phelps, you crossed the finish line of our hearts.

New Achievement Unlocked!

January 3, 2009

 

Succesfully Evade a 4 star police chase for one hour

Succesfully Evade a 4 star police chase for one hour

Only he didn’t.  Keep an eye out for the “succesfully destroy your own legacy” achievement he ties Michael Jackson for.

New Achievement!

December 24, 2008
Earn $50 Billion in game

Earn $50 Billion in game

A trustafarion is one of those internet colloquialisms we lament using, but honestly, $50 billion is quite a feat.  We couldn’t even get that in Starcraft with “show me the money” three times over on Fastest.

New Achievement!

December 23, 2008
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Thumb dance 20 times to gain renown

Far beyond the borders of Albion, the people shall know the name McCain and tell stories of his epic thumbs.

New Achievement!

December 19, 2008

 

Succesfully Defy a Congressional Order

Succesfully Defy a Congressional Order

What part of Governor Blagojevich’s actions doesn’t deserve our own brand of recognition?  We felt this picture captured the mood of division, and honestly, everyone in the fed has a secretary named Doris.  Why do you think you don’t work with any Doris’?  They’ve all got sweet government gigs, that’s why!

New Achievement!

December 19, 2008

 

Official Late Night Host for the AARP

Official Late Night Host for the AARP

The elderly can finally rejoice.  For now, they may glimpse upon the comedy stylings of Jay Leno before their sleeping pills and warm milk kick in.  We’re blackhearted, sure, but who could resist this gem?  Good job Leno, it’s all about the Benjamins!

New Achievement!!

December 19, 2008

 

Complete Career Mode on Easy

Complete Career Mode on Easy

Pop Warner is a junior football league for children.  It seems only fair that NY Giant’s Plaxico Buress should climb his way to the top, only to shoot himself in the foot.

New Achievement!

December 17, 2008

 

Complete a Campaign Using the Americans

Complete a Campaign Using the Americans

This achievement came so naturally.  Of course one should be rewarded for hard work and dedication, no matter how bullheaded it may seem at times.  This is why we created the Y Box Achievement System, rewarding merit to the dimwitted and celebrities alike.

Welcome to Unlocked Achievements!

December 15, 2008

You cannot play with the Y Box, you can only admire from afar with an awed hush.